Bike Face Balm – Funny, Parody, Feminist, Gift, Vegan, Vintage, Tin – 1 oz

$10.00 $8.00

Is your bs detector running full throttle?  Dealing with overexposure to ‘splaining, glass ceilings and reckless stereotyping?  The name for this very limited, special edition of Bike Face Luna Love Balm makes a parody of a faux medical diagnosis that some doctor came up with circa 1897 to prevent women from riding bikes, wearing pants, having autonomy and ultimately voting. Despite that being a long time ago, there is still a high incidence of otherness as we continue to fight for intersectional independence and equality.  A select few folks in power continue to craft alternative methods to undermine such inclusive behavior and speak for others against their interests.   I’m no doctor, but I’m pretty sure this balm is at least more legit than that!

This balancing aroma uses a combination of complex floral, earthy and aromatic essential oils to brighten your mood, relax the muscles and soothe small pains. This soft wax and nourishing oil blend is especially tailored for active folks who are trying to find joy, strength and clarity throughout menstrual cycles. Useful for sensual, deep massage of the womb and/or moisturizing for stretch marks.  Don’t let the monthly blues keep you from getting back to your adventures!

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For use: Use hands to melt a pea size amount and massage onto trunk (chest and abdomen), including any areas that need to have elasticity restored. Although safe for the face, it is not intended for daily facial use; it is meant for the body.

The balm itself is not tinted, it is a natural wax/butter color and needs to be stored in a cool location.

*CAUTION: This product is neither meant to diagnose nor treat any disease. Pregnant or lactating women should consult their personal health care provider before using products that contain essential oils.

Additional information

Weight 3 oz
Dimensions 1 × 1 × 1 in

Butyspermum Parkii (Shea*) Butter, Theobrama Cacao (Cocoa*) Butter, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba*) Wax, Euphorbia Cerifera (Candelilla) Wax, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut*) Oil, Rosa Mosqueta (Rose) Hip Seed Oil, Pelargoinum Graveolens (Rose Geranium) Oil, Helichrysum Italicum (Helichrysum) Oil, Salvia Schlarea (Clary Sage) Oil, Anthemis Nobilis (Roman Chamomile) Oil, Daucus Carota (Carrot) Seed Oil, Elettaria Cardamomum (Cardamom) Oil, Melaleuca Cajuputi (Cajeput) Oil.

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